Actual Real Pixie Found in Baldwin County

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With the attention of Americans being focused on the Presidential elections and the possible threat of war with Russia, the discovery of what was once believed to be a mythical creature has surprised many.

A couple in Baldwin County Alabama, have discovered and have photo evidence of what appears to be a real life "Pixie". David and Brandi Sheridan of Daphne, Al. walked into a local Vape shop and was surprised to see a actual living Pixie. The Sheridan's say the Pixie said his name was "Sean Wallace" and he was trying to impersonate a full grown adult.

The Sheridan's quickly knew that wasn't the case, as no actual adult could ever possibly be that small. Realizing they were in the presence of a real life magical creature like a Pixie, they quickly snapped a photo for proof.

When confronted about trying to pass himself off as a actual real adult human,
Sean "The Pixie" Wallace denied he was a pixie and pretended to be an actual grown man that works in Daphne, Al.

At this point, the Sheridan's were glad they actually took the stealth photo to verify to others that may have doubted their story. After all, many earlier reports of a unicorn named Tori in the same Daphne, area are yet to be verified.

Let this be a lesson to all of us to keep our eyes open when walking and a camera phone close, because you never know when such a small magical creature may be near.

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