Super Gay Hipster Newlywed Couple Sue Pornhub over Sextape Leak
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Nov 5th, 2016-- Newlywed Hipsters, William Phillips (25) and Justin Phillips (22), were outraged when they stumbled upon a sextape posted on the ever popular pornographic site "Pornhub". The kicker was, they didn't even record it. The video was shot from the window outside the couple's bedroom by a total stranger. The younger and obvious bottom Phillips had this to say, "It's disgusting that Pornhub would even allow such a video to be displayed on their website. It's obvious that we had no idea it was being recorded, they should've deleted it. What kind of creeps spy on people like that? We didn't post it nor did we even create it so we deserve some sort of compensation." The other Phillips stated, "It's all Justin's idea. I honestly thought the video was kinda hot."
Vice President of Pornhub, Corey Price, replied to the lawsuit, "[The Phillips'] should be honored. That video was featured on our homepage for 2 weeks straight--pun intended-- Do you know how rare it is for people to still be interested in porn two weeks in a row? Usually someone just goes back to it because they suddenly remembered it months or even years later, but they can never find it because they forgot the title so when they type in generic terms they skim through a bunch of similar videos and never find the one they were even looking for."
After viewing the video, the judge demanded Price put in a good word for the couple to get careers in the porn industry saying, "That was great." Phillips refused the offer for he wanted monetary compensation. Price offered the $36 in his pocket and Phillips accepted the terms. The case was then closed.
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