Rockers Pledge Support for EU Ruling

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

2059 54966 Shares

Following the announcement by the EU Commission banning all 2 stroke motorcycles from UK roads from January 1st 2017 [1] the world famous 59 Club have pledged their support. A rideout from the Ace Cafe to Parliament Square on Sunday is expected to be supported by more than 5,000 motorcyclists riding vintage motorcycles. The Triumph Owners Group will be joining the ride with more than 800 Bonneville Cafe Racers.

A spokesperson for the Rockers 59 Club said "when we reach Parliament we will lobby our MPs to give their support to the EU ruling. "We have tried for years to get rid of these Mods with their smoke and mirrors machines, now the EU has for once seen sense and will get rid of scooters once and for all" said George Lucas, MP for Brighton, "These dirty noisy machines are compromising wildlife and pose a real threat to our ecosystem". "I am encouraged that the Rockers have organised a rally in Brighton next Saturday to increase support".
The organiser of the rally, Greaser, reminded Rockers to bring their knuckle dusters and bicycle chains as a large contingent of Mods were expected mount a counter demonstration.


[1] https://www.facebook.com/george.james.752/posts/10207809296966201

This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.

loading Biewty

Most Popular

  1. 1

    bigfoot sighting at jackson lake campground near oak hill ohio Several eye witness reported seeing a large hairy animal of some kind near the Jackson lake campground. Local authorities are asking people to be cautious if you are planning on fishing near this area. One of the witnesses where able to snap a picture with their cell phone before the creature ran away near the Tommy Been rd area.

  2. 2

    new york city woman loses her temper, causes black hole to swallow her entire town Anna, 26, of New York City, DC was in the middle of an argument with a colleague when her temper got so out of control, it formed a small black hole, which demolished the vast majority of her neighborhood. "I just couldn't take it anymore, and unleashed my forces at the person who was irritating me. I had no idea the energy of my rage could cause such destruction," says Anna. Despite the ruination her anger has caused, Anna says she has no regrets. "I actually wish I knew I had this ability sooner!" Anna laughs. "There are a lot of people and things I could have eradicated from my life in this way."

  3. 3

    whale spotted in illinois river A humpback whale was spotted near Morris IL in the Illinois River today. The sighting comes just days after 2 Great White Sharks were seen frolicking in the same area. While not impossible, it does seem unlikely. It is thought that the whale may have followed the sharks as they sometimes do in the wild. The whale would of had to travel over 1250 miles to get to this location. The Marine Biologist Association will be in town for a full investigation. Until we have answers, we are asking folks to keep their pontoons and fishing boats docked.

  4. 4

    two great white sharks found swimming in mississippi river near saint louis, missouri. While it is not entirely impossible, it is incredibly uncommon for salt water dwelling creatures to stay for lengthy periods of time in fresh water. However, two Great White Sharks have managed to survive the trip and make their way up the Mississippi River somehow. Believed to have started as a mating couple, the two are assumed to have swam the 920 mile journey from the mouth of the Mississippi River that is connected to the Gulf Of Mexico. Officials in Saint Louis have contacted the Missouri Conservation Department and will likely have a team in the river soon to capture the two lost sharks.