Conduct and Indescent Exposure at a South Carolina football game

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18-year-old Ethan W. Jones of Taylor's, South Carolina was caught exposing his genitals white smoking marijuana at a South Carolina Gamecocks football game. The incident took place at William's-Brice Stadium where the mad had caused a disturbance after the game had ended. The man was exposing his genitals while smoking marijuana and yelling at the Gamecocks cheerleaders to "suck him off!" All of the cheerleaders were completely offended and proceeded to call for security. Police Security approached him and attempted to calm the man down but he continued to be a disturbance and eventually asked one of the Security meme we if they wanted to "take a hit from his blunt." When the officer declined the mans officer he began to flee to scene with his pants off. Officers called for back up and caught the man. Ethan W. Jones was taken into custody and is now being held at Greenville County Detention Center. His bail is set at $80,000.

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