Suspected clown killing in Sacramento
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Meadowview, CA - On Tuesday, November 1st local Sacramento authorities responded to an emergency phone call. At 12:06 am deputies were on the scene as what they described "The most gruesome homicide we've seen in years." Three bodies were dismembered and scattered in front of a yard. Officer Fernando Lopez is horrified as he describes what he saw. "It was the most disturbing image i'd ever seen. There were even limbs hanging from the trees." Passerbys say they are sick beyond belief as they walked by the house that night thinking the remains were "A part of the home's Halloween decor." The discovery of the bodies were made when a group of teens were walking by the house. They immediately called the police when they smelled the bad odor. Several local citizens have come forward saying they saw someone in particular wearing a "creepy clown costume" while roaming the area that night. "We knew about the clown epidemic, however we never thought it would be taken this far, especially in our area." Officer Dennis J. Coverman tells us. The remains of the victims were medically examined and immediately identified by the families who claimed the three, 12 year old boys, had never came home Halloween night.
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