Delusional Trump resigns from election, nominates IronMan as replacement
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November 7, 2016 ~ election update ~
In a bizarre turn of events, Presidential candidate Donald Trump has resigned from the upcoming election, mere hours before voters head to polls. Increasingly random and incoherent, Trump was heard to nominate fictional character "IronMan" as the only person who could beat "nasty woman" Hillary Clinton at the polls.
"I'm out" Trump declared from his Twitter account, where he had been previously ranting about immigrants, minorities and women who were not supporting his presidential campaign. He went on to say, "Only IronMan can save America now". It is understood that Mister Trump has faced increased stress in the days leading up to the election, and may have become unhinged. The candidate is now being assessed by a team of mental health experts to ascertain whether he is fit to run a company, let alone the world's third-largest economy.
Tasked with "making America great again", the actor who plays IronMan, Robert Downey Junior, only commented that that he was happy about Trump stepping down to make way for someone with the skills to run a large empire. Downey Junior is not expected to run for president in the election, but the actor is possibly a better choice than the outgoing Trump.
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