Kilsaran Resident : "Halloween Is Just Over And The Bastards Are At It Again."

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The family was shocked to find that thieves had ransacked their outdoor Christmas decorations Monday night, stealing most of the expensive setup they had just put up.

Mrs. Daly said sometime last night between 2 a.m. and 6 a.m. thieves came and took half of their decorations.

“They brought tears to my eyes because we put a lot of work and a lot of heart into it,” said Josie Daly.

The family spent a hefty penny on these decorations too — €600 in total.

“I’m just a middle class man trying to make people smile, put a smile on people’s faces, and they take it away from me,” said Seamus Daly.

“I get home from work about 5 o’clock and I’m out working on it until 11:30, 12 o’clock at night,” said Seamus.

The reward is the satisfaction they get watching passersby enjoy their nightly Christmas light show.

“They stop, they take their family photos in front of our hosue, they actually physically sit out on the kerb drinking cans and watch me build stuff and put it up and hang it,” said Seamus.

There are still some decorations left over, but the family now has them locked up in their shed after filing a report with the Gardaí on Tuesday morning.
They’ll be placed back out on the yard, but this time with a security alarm and a camera on the roof.

The Dalys also said they will follow through on their plan to put a collection box out for the needy. The box will be placed outside starting Friday to gather canned and boxed food donations for those in need through their church.

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