£26m Fulham Euromillions Winners Revealed!
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Winners of the Friday 4th November 2016 massive £26m Euromillions top prize have been revealed as Paul Royal and Stephen Davison of Fulham.
The winning ticket was bought at Waitrose Parsons Green with less than 5 minutes to spare before the cut off deadline!
Paul, who plans to quit his job as a police officer, bought the ticket and told us, "It was a last minute impulse purchase. The lady in front of me was taking ages at the till, eventually she bought a ticket. I wouldn't usually waste my money, but I'd had a couple of ciders and thought 'why not?'. Boy am I glad I did!". Stephen added, "Paul isn't much of a gambler, but he came home with a ticket. I didn't think much of it when he told me we'd won. He's the 'boy who cried wolf!' - always joking, so naturally I thought it was a wind up. It's only when he went online and booked a last minute 5* holiday that I started to believe him!".
A Camelot spokesperson confirmed Paul and Stephen's great news' "I am delighted to confirm that Paul and Stephen were the lucky ticket holders winning a whopping £26m on our Euromillions draw for 4th November. They plan on a short holiday where they can work out how to spend their winnings before returning to the UK. We wish them the best of luck for the future!".
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