Tiger Woods and Beef Arrested in Macroom Golf Club

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On the 28th of October Tiger Woods was arrested by the water works in macroom castle demense .it is understood he was chased from the 18th tee off of macroom golf club by town local and club member Michael (beef ) cronin .. it is understood that beef and tiger were paired up during a doubles match during the first round of the de la salle yearly open ..it was when they were coming up the 17th tiger was pissing beef off as he was leaving his drives too short for beefs iron work .beef had spent the previous night in t .p cotter's macroom downing stag bans and jaegerbombs ..he was severely hungover and incoherent ...tiger struck his final drive off the 18th tee and landed deep in the rough down on the 10th near the bank of the river ..that was when beef flipped his lid and started chasing tiger with 6 iron ..which ended in the standoff at the water works ..macroom gardai were called and tiger Woods was actually arrested for failing too apply for sports visa at macroom court prior to comp ..beef on the other hand was returned to tp cotters were he is undergoing tests of fine stouts and spirits .a file has been lodged with diagio

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