WikieLeaks Releases Emails Confirming Obama Plan to Confiscate Guns on November 8.

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WikieLeaks has released Emails confirming Obama Plot to Confiscate Guns on November 8th, 2016. They have recovered various Emails between President Obama and United Nations Director General Michael Møller indicating that they intend to use Republican Voter Registration Databases to begin illegally searching homes for firearms starting in the early morning of this November 8th. They have also confirmed that 42 troop carrying ships carrying some 72,000 UN troops have already docked at various ports in the US. Using infrared cameras, they intend to illegally confiscate all weapons using a little known Subsection of the newly expanded Patriot Act. So, how can you, as a US citizen protect your 2nd Amendment Rights? First, you should load up all your weapons and hide out in remote locations until November 9th. If unable to flee to remote areas, It is best to load all your weapons into the bathtub fill it with ice cold water and also submerge yourself, again until November 9th, as this is a one day only event. The infrared body scanners will not detect you or your weapons and they will likely pass by your home.... We Are Anonymous....

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