Local Flintham Man makes large find, uncovered after recent Bonfire celebrations
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Local Entrenpreneur and gentleman finds huge find of rare and very old artifacts, after recent Bonfire celebrations in the rural village of Flintham. The Bonfire weeknd provided close friends and locals a trully spectacullar Bonfire display. The clearing of the site on Sunday made the finds in shallow digs and earth works, many artifacts and valuable minerals and metals have been discovered. Reporters from ITV and Sky had correspondence from the site dig experts saying the findings date back several 100s of years. Early disclosurers from the authorities say the finds could vale several million pounds. The site experts say this is trully a unique and rare find and the land owner is in a very positive position to share these finds with autcioneers and collectors. The very well known local Entrenpreneur was unavailble for comment today, but his spokes person said on his behalf, its just another monday and we all need to goto work.
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