Benifit fraud couple flee to picturesque County Down Beach.

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A couple who fled their previous address in Belfast while being in tens of thousands of debt, are openly bragging about their new life while still fraudulently claiming benifits. In recent months, we were contacted by a number of local dog walkers and members of the R.N.L.I who frequently visit and are stationed on the award winning Tyrella beach.

Michael Murray is believed to be earning well in excess of £2000 a week illegally trawling fish and working as a doorman, all while claiming he can't walk more than 100yards unaided. A source has been quoted as saying:

''For a while, he would stop me occasionally telling me about the fortune he makes from illegally trawling fish and doing the double. I've stopped using the beach out of sheer disgust, he wouldn't stop hassling me every morning. This guy even started trying to sell tins of coke in the summer right on his doorstep, he's that much of a con artist''

A lifegaurd told us that he spotted Michael peering at women on the beach with a set of binoculars, which prompted him to raise a ''peeping tom alert'' to other beach-goers in a state of undress and to approach his property only to be repelled by a vicious gaurd dog.

Michael and Claire Murray are spotted spending a lot of time with each other, even though they claim to live separately and be divorced.
Claire allegedly makes her money from illegal kitten and puppy farming, with little or no regard for the animals health. She can have anywhere from between 9-16 small animals crammed into a small room at one time, all to sell for profit. A Golden Retriever that they own has supposedly had 13 litters of pups, all which were sold without being checked or vaccinated by a vet.

We have contacted HRM revenue and customs and the local councils head office, who say they have nothing to else to add to these claims while they are looking into the Murray's lifestyle.

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