Snoopy Falcon Jones on the pressures of fame
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Snoopy Falcon Jones, the celebrated author of such classics as 'The Anti-Cat Manual (volumes 1-12)', has today spoken for the first time regarding his immense fame.
"'I live with my Mother, who depends on me so much, but I retain my independence with my own mini-house adjoining the back yard."
He went on, "Naturally we employ staff for cleaning duties and so forth, and I have a personal bodyguard, my younger brother Albion, who keeps my fans at a distance to enable me to fully concentrate on my writing career."
"My mother has two cats who stay in the main house with her, hence my living in the mini-house."
"I work very hard and my days are structured - rising early at 10am, breakfasting until noon, napping, writing for one hour before my luncheon and afternoon nap, then dinner, before retreating into the sanctuary of the bathroom for a relaxing and soothing bath, which helps to ease away the tensions of my daily grind."
He finished by thanking his Mother, who he credits with his talent of writing - "I'd say my work is 10 percent inspiration, 50 percent perspiration, and 40 percent PlayStation".
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