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Cordele Georgia's Very 4 star defensive Nose Guard, and offensive tackle Jawuan Smith Class of 2016 has had numerous offers from schools such as Clemson State University all they way to Auburn State University, By The His junior Year Jawuan Had Acquired Roughly Up to 19 offers, And later he decided to take his talents to Fort Valley University, Where he suffered a knee injury but that didn't cause him to give up he averaged 8 tackles per game and was a very sincere player. Jawuan was led My Coach Shelton Felton who taught him the game very well also motivated Jawuan to do better with the love of the sport, Coach Felton worked with Jawuan numerous of hours on and off the field by the time he graduated jawuan was a 300 pound bench presser and also and 450 pound squater with 27 college offers he had came a long way from his freshman year when he was only bench pressing 180 and squating 225 he was truly a great player and all around great guy also a family man as you can see down below Crisp County Senior Night with his mother Ms. Betty J. Mumphery that night jawuan had 15 solo tackles and a great game. for MORE INFORMATION ABOUT JAWUAN BE SURE TO VISIT www. Cordele Dispatch. Com

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