Prince Charles to race Camilla in grand national
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Prince Charles has made the decision to enter Camilla in next year's Aintree Grand National. After years of ridicule from the media who compared Camilla to a horse, the Prince of Wales decided to put the matter to rest and have Camilla tested.
As Charles didn't want to pay full price for the test he ordered a DNA testing kit from Amazon on special offer with free delivery. He took a swab from Camilla and sent it away to be tested and the results were astonishing. Camilla has 98 percent horse DNA which is slightly more than can be found in a Findus beef lasagne.
Charles was very forthcoming when interviewed earlier today. "One is absolutely befuddled! My darling Camilla is almost certain to cause a stir but one believes she has a real chance to win. It's a win win situation for oneself as one likes ones women to be fast and loose, and a little whipped."
Camilla was unavailable for comment but has agreed to speak to our reporters later in the week on condition that we bring her some sugar cubes and an apple.
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