Former Nazi Leader unmasked in North Carolina
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In a stunning case uncovered by BKOZ News, former notorious Nazi and Hitler Youth Party Leader, Heir Paul Howard has been detained in Fayetteville, NC following a long and costly undercover operation. Astonishingly Heir Howard was posing as a retired US Army veteran employed by the Hope Mills, NC Police Dept where he has inexplicably been employed as a Crime Scene/Evidence Technician by that very agency for "years" Howard has avoided capture and prosecution for the last 9 decades by using the alias AKA: Sweet Peter Popper (the man with the candy coated nuts) AKA: Bo Blind Melon, AKA: Wink Dinkerson and many others.
When questioned about his youthful appearance and hideous past Heir Howard responded with "I know Nuuuuzinggg" It is theorized by many scientific experts and conspiracy theorists that once catastrophic defeat was an inevitable outcome, Howard hijacked a rumored Nazi time machine/flying saucer and propelled himself into the future just as Red Army Troops were surrounding Berlin in the winter of 1945 The craft/machine built by the one and only Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun AKA: Verner Von Braun the famed Nazi Rocketeer who garnered notoriety when he was smuggled to the US to assist in it’s rocket propulsion program as part of Operation Paper Clip.
Howard is scheduled to be extradited to Geneva Switzerland where he will face war crime charges for his sinister activity during WWII. Howard was last seen in the Cumberland County Detention Center in his cell “strutting around like a rooster in fresh cut oats" screaming Zeig Heil, Zeig Heil Zeig Heil as he gave the Nazi salute. The whereabouts of his time machine are still unknown at this time.
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