GM and Ford announce the closing of Canadian plants.
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In a bid to get a head start on the renegotiated version of NAFTA, Ford and GM have announced they will be shutting down the Oakville and Oshawa plants. Leaving Ontario's last big manufacturing giants heading to the south.
In seperate press conference's in Detroit yesterday CEOS described the move a "strategic and forward thinking one". With the recent change in American administration it would be foolish not to make this decision.
It is estimated that the losses of jobs would force many forclosures lead to bankruptcy and ulitimately a recession.
Greg Sullivan commented that the move of the automotive giants is a dreadful one. "As an avid Donald trump supporter I liked the idea of black people and muslim people being less of a human being. I was looking forward to all the misfortunes to occur to the gay community. I am sad to see that I will be losing my job. I don't know what I am going to do."
Many people don't know what the future holds for other outsourced to Canada American companies. We can only hope that the transition is a slow one. As our country could fall into a depression as soon as 2018.
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