Christians Claim Dry Intercourse is the 'Way God Wants It'

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According to Christians in the Bible Belt in the northern part of the state of Texas. Apparently women's bodies creating natural lubricants during the act of sexual intercourse is due to the works of Satan. Numerous couples from the states of Kentucky and Alabama, along with selective input from South Carolina agree to these claims.

"Intercourse was meant to be dry," states Debbie Coroner of Montgomery, Alabama. "Not all females have the ability to produce self lubricant, or 'get wet' as the teenagers say. The women who do produce vaginal lubricant as they have intercourse are harlots of Satan." Debbie referred to the Bible when Eve was spoken to by the serpant in the Garden of Eden.

"It isn't written here, but in the lost scrolls the Hebrews wrote. It was said that Eve had the ability to produce vaginal lubricant after Lucifer tempted her into intercourse with him as the serpent. The slimy oils off his snake body embeded into her canal, and that's why the impure women have the ability to self-lubricate."

Couples from the other states in the Bible Belt such as Georgia and Mississippi agree to Debbie's theory. Many have unofficially confirmed her theory, and some have even gone as far as to cut ties with their friends who can self-lubricate. "It does hurt when you have dry intercourse," Melinda Carter of Jackson, Mississippi said. "You could tear and sometimes you do bleed, but this is the way our Lord and Savior wants it, and I make sure to live every bit of my life for him."

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