Flanders Man Made Children Cry
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Jose E. Torres, a Flanders, NJ man, was apprehended earlier this evening at a local shopping mall. He was out celebrating Veteran's Day with his fiancé when she told us, "he just saw Santa taking pictures with kids and just lost it". She said he got so excited that "she was somewhat embarrassed". The mall had started doing pictures with Santa about a week ago and has already seen hundreds of customers. Tonight, being a Friday night, there was a line to see Santa. When Jose's fiancé saw how excited he had gotten when he saw Santa, she suggested getting on line for a picture. That's when trouble ensued. Mr. Torres apparently didn't want to stand in line, so that is when he pushed past all the little children waiting on line and took a selfie with Santa right there in the middle of the crowded mall. "The children were all crying and this grown man was just smiling while taking a selfie, he's a monster", said an eyewitness. Jose was taken into custody and later released to his fiancé Angelina Guida. No charges have been filed.
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