Donald Trump Announces he is a Lizard

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The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics! Lorem Ispum is a choke artist. It chokes!

My text is long and beautiful, as, it has been well documented, are various other parts of my website. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10. I was going to say something extremely rough to Lorem Ipsum, to its family, and I said to myself, "I can't do it. I just can't do it. It's inappropriate. It's not nice."

I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. I think the only card she has is the Lorem card. That other text? Sadly, it’s no longer a 10.

I know words. I have the best words. You know, it really doesn’t matter what you write as long as you’ve got a young, and beautiful, piece of text. You could see there was text coming out of her eyes, text coming out of her wherever. Does everybody know that pig named Lorem Ipsum? She's a disgusting pig, right?

Look at that text! Would anyone use that? Can you imagine that, the text of your next webpage?! I don't think anybody knows it was Russia that wrote Lorem Ipsum, but I don't know, maybe it was. It could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be some wordsmith sitting on their bed that weights 400 pounds. Ok? This placeholder text is gonna be HUGE. You're telling the enemy exactly what you're going to do. No wonder you've been fighting Lorem Ipsum your entire adult life.

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