"Do Over Declared!"
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After violent protests sprung up across the United States following the election of Donald Trump as the 45th President of the United States, petitions began springing up demanding a new election. More than 3 million people signed these petitions and while no one thought it was possible, this afternoon President Obama signed and executive order that in effect nullified the result of this election and set a new election date for the office of President. The new election will be held on Friday, November 25. This announcement has already been met with numerous outcries and some are upset that the results of the previous election have been set aside. Others are upset and preparing to stage protests because of the date of the new election, which happens to be the day after Thanksgiving. Many Clinton supporters are arguing that this new election date is unfair because it will take them away from Black Friday shopping. Other voters from both sides of the spectrum are voicing concerns because so many voters will be traveling that weekend, leaving them unable to cast their vote. Obama responded to these complaints, saying that it might simplify things if the people just agreed to forego the election entirely and allow him to serve a third term as President.
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