Absolutely everything online is confirmed as true.

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Today, officials have confirmed that everything ever written on the internet must be true.

After years of research, fact checking and cross referencing, the head of the Leicester Institute of Everything Said, Dr. Towtal Wyndup, approached a packed auditorium and explained:

"Yep. It's all true. All of it. Even the stuff that totally contradicts the other stuff, along with the bits that make no sense whatsoever. We had a look around and from what we can tell it's nothing but facts. You can now rest assured your child's homework will now contain nothing but truth if they search for the information anywhere they choose."

These findings have been met with some criticism of course. Mr Kanchu C. Itzbull has been leading the latest of online campaigns against L.I.E.S. since 2013, exclaiming:

"Surely not everything found online can be true. There has to be at least a few pages that have made stuff up. I mean, there's gotta be something to do with the law of averages here."

Sadly Itzbull has yet to uncover a single sentence that isn't true, despite a lengthy search involving many of his friends and family. He vows to find proof that there is indeed at least one fake article out in the World Wide Web and when he does, he will immediately bring the findings to his peers for review as soon as possible.

We wish him all the luck.

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