New Study on Stressed Fathers
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A recent study found that mothers of middle school aged kids are the most stressed (probably what's causing those gray hairs.) But as in most studies fathers and their stress levels are often ignored.
What Dr. Jack Mehoff of the Clinical Institute of Badass Men (C.I.B.M) did a study abroad this year to really find out where the stress REALLY is.
His studies have revealed that fathers are just as stressed as middle school mothers and in some cases more stressed by an average of 12 percent or more!
Not only is the father stressed about the same stuff as the mother but then he has to deal with shit like:
Wife not leaving the toilet seat up
Wife asking him to put clothes away
Wife walking out of the bedroom then promptly asking the husband to grab her blanket off the bed that she just walked past.
Having to fix issues with the minivan that the wife caused.
Having to clean the cast iron skillets.
Wife asking for nudes and making you feel like she only loves you for your body.
The list goes on and on and on.
Dr. Mehoff suggests that a blowjob (one that preferably leads to sex) once a day will alleviate stress from the mother by allowing the husband to not be stressed out, therefore removing stress and other burdens from the mother.
Remember, a blow job a day keeps the stress at bay ;)
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