DONALD TRUMP INDICTED
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Donald TRUMP was indicted Tuesday November 15,2016 on allegations of drugging 13 year old children and child pornography. A former house keeper of trumps witnessed these lewd acts and was threatened that if she told there would be consequences of being deported back to Mexico.
When asked what she witnessed she stated mr.trump and some of his associates "BILL" first name only" would invite Ivanka friends over for a slumber party and that's where most of the disgustingly actions took place,stating that he would put on a ALL leather full face mask with a zipper over the mouth and wearing underwear with the ass cut out the back saying that he what's to play pin the donkey in the monkey
She recalls a party that TRUMP had the year of 2002 where his wife melina was the host of the party and she was more then a gracious host,consisting of mostly conservative older white males for a celebration of trumps recent tv show celebrity apprentice . At this party she recalls Donald requesting promptly that he would use this show as a stepping stone to train him to be president of the United States stating that republicans would fall for anything.she stated that she payed it no mind because of the ounce of cocaine that he snorted 20 minutes before he would usually talk crazy.
Mr trump then exited the room of coke and proceeds to go to another wing of the house and I hear a loud screen shouting "ITS ONLY ONE PUSSY" so one at a time when your grabbing my wife by the pussy, of course I wanted to be nosey so I went to look at the camera and 5 males were standing there naked while the other three were hanging his wife "WELL THE 1st lady" now and I have seen mr.trump naked before she states and his penis sits on top of his balls so they usually have others to get them off as to why he walks around with the ass cut out his drawls.
A confidential informant has told authorities about TRUMP past endeavors and stated he keeps a safe with memoirs as a trophy and occasionally goes to sniff panties in his collection,so when asked why come with this info now she stated "SHE DID NOT WANT KIDS AROUND THE WORLD TO LOOK UP TO HIM AND FELT IT WAS A DUTY to reveal THE TRUE TRUMP" and didn't want his threats to be returned to Mexico to come true for the need of money to support her family .
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