Havard's Research Analyst predicts population of Ratchets to double by 2018.
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Havard's Head of Research and Analysis Dr. Phillip Cosby predicts the population of ratchet bitches to double by the year 2018 due to the Fuck It Up challenge and bitches wanting to be popular on SnapChat and Instagram. He conducted his research in Detroit MI and Pontiac MI. During his 22 years of fucking bitches, I mean " Gathering research ", he also noticed a vast amount of fuckboys populating both cities. Studies showed that if a bitch used to have a Flaming Hot Cheeto addiction as a kid, she more than likely sucked her first dick on the playground. He also concluded that a lot of the cases, ratchetness was hereditary. Their mother's were ratchet ass hoes, so they are inherently ratchet ass hoes. Dr. Cosby went on to say he plans to continue " Gathering research " and he will soon be doing a study on the origin of fuckboys and an article on the findings.
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