Hamilton Musical ticket burn barrels in Hamilton Ohio. Burn Hamilton in Hamilton for Hamilton!
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In an effort to appease the masses, Hamilton Ohio leadership has announced a new nationwide advertising slogan "Burn Hamilton in Hamilton for Hamilton!" Leadership has placed Hamilton the Musical burn barrels for ticket and other memorabilia around downtown Hamilton Ohio.
"We are encouraging the world to visit Hamilton Ohio. Bring your tickets and your Playbills to burn in our burn barrels located at the feet of Billy Yank. BoycottHamilton is a serious movement and we want to be a front runner on the matter." said a City source who wished to remain anonymous.
"This is an excellent idea. We can stop the arts and the keep the homeless warm with one stroke of the pen." said John, the City Hall monitor.
"Finally a non profit idea that makes sense and helps the average person in Hamilton." said Aaron Burr.
Planning a visit to Hamilton Ohio to burn your Hamilton the Musical tickets and memorabilia? Be sure to stay at the Hamilton Inn Capri Cove motel, one of Hamilton's proudest establishments. Mention the burn barrels and get your room at half the regular price (assuming your have 12 people in a room for 2 people. Ask the attendant for more details when arriving.)
This gives a whole new meaning to HamiltonProud and BoycottHamilton.
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