Huge Pack of Dogs Gathering in Kerrville, TX
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Local authorities are baffled by what appears to be a large gathering of dogs in the Kerrville, Texas this evening. Local Police Public Safety Spokesman, Will Killum, has issued the following statement:
"We are not quite certain what is happening here, as this situation defies all logic or explanation. K9s of all breeds have gathered, and local Animal Control says that it is beyond their capacity to deal with the issue. A Border Collie of superior intelligence appears to be in control of the gathering, leading new dogs into the gathering, oftentimes on a leash. The dogs are still arriving and seem to be waiting for something, so we will just observe for now and no action will be taken against the animals at this juncture. There is speculation that these are RLAs (Radical Liberal Animals) that may have voted for Clinton and may be planning a 'Trump is Not My President' riot, but we are unsure at this time as no safety pins are attached to the animals. We will not tolerate RLAs in Kerr County and are prepared to act to support public safety if needed."
Our staff photographer, Presin Snappit, provided us with this image which is one of four groups of dogs who have assembled near Sid Peterson Memorial Hospital where an extremely large assembly of people have already gathered to bring gifts, flowers, light candles, and sing songs and show their undying support for a local celebrity that was admitted into the Hospital approximately twenty-four hours ago. The two unrelated stories have caused quite a lot of action in downtown Kerrville, an otherwise small and peaceful community.
We all hope and pray that these are not Radical Liberal Democrat dogs, and are concerned that George Soros may be behind this movement and have brought these animals in. However, there are only eight registered Democrats in Kerr County, according to recent records. Six of those eight have been dead for over a decade, so we doubt the Police theory on the origin of the assembly of these animals. We will update this story should further developments arise.
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