Bill and Hillary Clinton have announced plans to retire near San Antonio, TX

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The former president and former Secretary of State announced yesterday that contractors have begun construction of their new home near San Antonio, TX. The 10,300 square foot home was designed by San Antonio architect David Fernandez with secret service advising on security details. Paid for with funds from the Clinton Foundation, the estate will sit on 250 acres in Wilson County, Texas, just west of the small town of Floresville.

Recently, Floreville has seen property values increase dramatically as San Antonio's urban sprawl has reached the area. While this has many long-time residents upset, newer transplants rave about the area's small town charm and clean, rural setting.

In a statement to the Associated Press, Mrs. Clinton denounced rumors that she would be seeking public office in the area, but when asked about running for the school board she declined comment.

The former president stated that he might enjoy driving a school bus or speaking at civic organizations in the neighboring towns. He is especially excited about being close to the Menger Hotel that is the home of his favorite mango ice cream.

With construction completion forecast for late in 2017, the Clintons are expecting to be visiting often and getting out to meet their neighbors.

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