Trump to Pardon Rafael Cruz for his Possible Involvement in JFK Assassination.
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(News service, 11-25-2016), President-elect Donald Trump will grant a full pardon to Rafael Bienvenido Cruz, the father of Texas Senator Ted Cruz (R) for his possible involvement in the assassination of John F. Kennedy. No further investigation will be conducted.
"The assassination of Kennedy was a long time ago," Trump spokesperson Kellyanne Conway said to the Associated Press. "Bygones should by bygones, also in the interest of peace within the party." At this late point in time, an investigation would not be successful.
Trump had accused Cuban-born Rafael Cruz, now an American citizen, of being involved in the JFK assassination that happened in November 1963 in Downtown Dallas, TX. Trump presented a picture showing Cruz next to Lee Harvey Oswald, the likely assassin (see below). Oswald was killed shortly after his arrest by New Orleans nightclub owner Jack Ruby.
Rafael Cruz is the father of Ted Cruz, a rival of Trump during the primaries. Cruz had refused to endorse Trump after he clinched the nomination in July 2016. He had cited Trump's accusations against his father as well as insults against his wife, Heidi Cruz. Cruz endorsed the candidate only weeks before the election, mostly to secure his own Senate seat. Trump's offer to grant a full pardon to Rafael Cruz is seen as a gesture of reconciliation.
The Kennedy assassination is still widely debated in the U.S. and has been the subject of many movies and TV shows. The Los Angeles Times had reported only recently that Oswald did not intend to kill Kennedy, but wanted to kill Texas then-Governor John Connally (D).
Exile Cubans were said to be involved in the JFK assassination in the 1960s already; mainly secret agents working for Cuban strongman Fidel Castro but also Castro-enemies. However, this has never been proven and Ted Cruz has strongly disputed Trump's accusations.
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