Antipodean Woman to become Live -in Escort for President Elect Trump's first Term.

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In the glare of the US election few knew that agents were scouring the white world for a companion for a lonely President in the White House . An older person to tame the allegedly brash but really as soft -as- feather down- doona- man. Strong enough to resist his manly charms out of deep respect of his current wife. A women as at ease with World leaders as with motherless lambs . Vivienne Bibby, you heard it first here ,mother of five grown children and of suitable European descent is She. Known in the Onga /Tiko Region as a leader in gumboot throwing and pretty darn savvy with a skinning knife has been selected for this high honour. "She can talk the leg off a Clydesdale " said her long term husband James. "So chatting with people like Merkel and Putin will suit her down to the ground. I fully expect New Zealand to be asked to join BRIC during her term over there. (That'll teach a certain country a thing or two. Don't quote me ! ") Asked if he will miss her, he said "I have TV but I might get a cat." Vivienne hopes her years will bring about changes without need for violence. My aim is to leave America gun free. If people are happy they don't want guns " I feel for Donald, inheriting a fortune can be quite bad for self esteem. His three wives have done their very best but I will be more like a mother for him. I hope I can encourage his big boys to desist shooting endangered wild life in Africa but it's very hard for them as well. Killing can be so addictive One day at a time. They are after all not my children. "Photo Vivienne in her former role as President of Indy Australia.

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