Police appeal for witnesses after brutal attack on a off licence employee

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Metropolitan police (watford) appeal for witnesses to come forward following a brutal unprovoked attack on a off licence employee on friday 25th november 2016 23:30pm in the watford area of greater london police uncovered the violence began after 1 of the men was refused sale of alcohol,cigarettes and a pack of durex extra small condoms police say the man then attacked the employee with a budweiser bottle while shouting ( you'll fucking serve me when I say you dirty paki cunt do you know who I am they call me big daddy long legs now I have 2 birds waiting for us so I'm taking the drink I'm taking the smokes and I'm taking the johnnys aswell along with your till now die you fucking bastard) in a thick irish dublin accent, the employee (who dosent want to be named for safety reasons) was 34yr old male of pakistani decent has now quit his job as he don't feel safe in he's working enviroment anymore.
The second man just stood laughing as his fellow thug attacked and beat the employee then filled up on booze and cigarettes before both men exiting the shop police have issued this photo in order to catch and convict these thugs,
Anyone with any information should contact the police straight away, thank you for reading sgt ben dover special crimes unit scotland yard

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