Northview Standout Ousman "Ous Juice" Cambi gives exclusive interview about rapidly growing profession

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His life goal is now complete, after years of struggling to even talk to females he has done it. We even had a sitdown with him to discuss the long hiatus of between the last time he had any contact with women:
JC: How'd you do it
OC: Well i asked for a pencil,
JC: Uh huh
OC: And she said she didn't have one
JC: Wow, you inspire me.
OC: Thank you, i take pride in my profession
JC: How are you so elusive when it comes to avoiding women.
OC: Well months of getting yelled at and curved and friendzoned really got me prepared to make this a profession, and now im helping not so attractive shy guys like me find a way to solve the issue.
JC: when was the last time you got curvef or friendzoned
OC: About a week ago, she said "uh uh go detway".
JC: How do you maintain a positive attitude while getting curved this often
OC: watch sunsets with my babygirl and cuddle
JC: Um, ladies and Kool men we apolpgize for the confusion we were not aware that mr.cambi had a girlfriend
OC: No,no,no i dont its just 2k..i love her.
JC: Well thats it for this podcadt have a swell night ladies n kool men

"You have to get loose in the ous juice on order to not get lost in the sauce" - Ouselations 20:01

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