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The most Controversial case of 2016 has to be Lens crafters vs Greyhound gang trial which was held in front of a live audience in the MBR court of law.
A bar that may or may not have been given to one Times Guttaball from his cockeyed son Trouble Nash. The bar was used in the highly successful event "GloveUp" in a battle with Michigan MC BE-Z by mr guttaball. The battle was highly debated throughout the battle rap community but new evidence coming out that a bar or maybe multiple was used but not written by one mr guttaball. This is considered ghost writing and is a highly illegal practice of copyright enfringment.
The (plaintiff hired) Council woman Bars faced off in court vs (defense attorney) Mr quazimoto in a heated cross examination of multiple witnesses.
BE-Z was asked to comment on the case and gave us this statement
"When i was gripping iron man he was watching iron man, riding bikes flying kites pretending to be spider man, screaming my neck and my back, bitch he was a Kia fan"
Guttaballs eye is reported to owe up to 10k of back taxes on child support owed Mr Nashs eye. This may have stirred the pot enough to have Nash go public with the ghost writing allegations.
Witness Charles "Steel Toe" Hurley told the court his side of the story and even included incriminating screenshots for one mr Guttaball.
Witness Eshawn Harris vows to expose Mr Guttaball publicly in an alpha league rally scheduled in 2017. Harris was disappointed with the trial and felt witnesses were intimidated to not testifying truthfully. Mr Guttaball pleaded the 5th In a Dave Chapelle like manner.
A ruling was past in DBRD by the honorable Judge Cellus "showur gayng" Bundles today on Times case. And Mr Guttaball was sentenced to 12months of lens crafter treatment.
Jamal Gause says he will be pushing for a retrial and he ain't bout that fufu shit as previously stated in other publications.
-Times Magazine
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