Modern Liberalism Labelled Mental Illness in DSM V

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The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders (aka DSM) has been around since the early 1950's, and has provided psychiatrists and mental health workers alike a guide for diagnosing the mentally ill. Although David Kupfer (the chair of the DSM-V task force) announced in 2013 that the most recent version of the DSM will not have an increased number of diagnoses, due to the removal of NOS (not otherwise specified) diagnoses have created room for new diagnoses, but what caught our attention was one labelled as "Liberal Entitlement Complex Syndrome" (LECS).

Some of the symptoms of LECS are as follows:

*Low testosterone (males only)
*Irrational fear of firearms and weapons alike
*Labeling of others who don't think alike (Ex. Misogynist, Racist, Xenophobe, etc...)
*Easily offended
*Intolerance of other's opinions
*Little to no actual knowledge of world history or economics

LECS patients tend to direct their anger and blame in the wrong direction and will live under the delusion that they are going to "make a change". For example, when a president they don't like is elected, instead of going through the electoral process we have in place, the LECS patient will group up with those alike and run out in traffic in attempt to protest (despite the fact that they state they live in voted for the opposite candidate), normally resulting in the LECS patient being run over by an unsuspecting motorist and hospitalized.

If you or anyone you know displays any of these symptoms, don't hesitate and call your local psychiatrist for an immediate psychological evaluation.

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