John Stote makes "Deal of a Lifetime"
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Kingston native and entrepreneur John Stote best known for his famous Basketball "The Rock" has closed a deal that he considers "greatest deal ever."
We caught up with John outside a Greenwich Village local bathhouse where he just finished an hour long sauna celebrating what he calls "making the deal of a lifetime! " "Wow, life is great, I just had an hour long sauna with some nice guys I never knew before until today and now we are all good friends."
John earlier in the day was at the Rainbow Auction (worlds largest LBGT auction) held in Manhattans Central Park. "I never miss the Rainbow Auction," Stote ecstatically stated, Ive done many things and been every place but this is the Pinnacle!
Stote noticed a toupee being auctioned that once belonged to Dick the Wig, Kingstons first admitted homosexual. Opening bid was $20 but Stote was determined not to miss out so he outbid everyone offering $1000.00 and immediately won!
"I cant believe I actually now own it! Dick never got the respect and honor he deserved. He was probably one of the bravest people I ever met! Me being a the eldest boy I really had no one to look up to as a child so Dick took me under his wing and showed me the ropes teaching me how to survive on the streets of Kingston in the 70's.
Its still surprising how old fashioned some people really are. Last week I actually wore it and walked into Joe Lalimas barbershop. I could not believe how disrespectful he was! Joe literally chased me out the door with a razor in his hand screaming to never come back!"
"Doesnt matter what people think, I know a true hero when I see one.
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