TWE Interview with TWE Champs, Cody Shakazulu & Jared Dudley

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TWE.cum is pleased to sit down with the Co-TWE Champions Cody Shakazulu & Jared Dudley. We caught up with the two while on set of Cody & Dudley make a porno.

TWE.cum: Cody & Dudley we'd like to thank you for joining us for this exclusive interview. We're here on the set of your guys new movie Cody & Dudley make a porno. Can you tell us about this movie?

Cody: absolutely! It was so fun filming this movie with Jared Dudley. We just had an instant connection.

Jared Dudley: Damn right we did! We killed it bro!! This movie is going to bring laughs, tears, and everything else!!

TWE.cum: So, can you explain the plot for people who might not understand?

Cody: sure thing! First a lot of people think it's about me and Dudley actually making a porno together. Like exactly smashing each other. It's not at all like that though. It's about me Dudley coming together to direct a porno.

Jared Dudley: that's right Cody! We'd never smash each other on camera, just behind closed doors.

Cody: haha, exactly Dudley. No homo.

TWE.cum: ohhhh, Kay. Switching gears. You guys convinced TWE GM Rockin' Robby to strip Braz of the TWE title and name you two co-champions. How'd you manage to do that exactly?

Cody: well, it's pretty easy. Robby isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer. We simply made Robby a deal he could refuse. We gave him a bag of cookies and found his soccer ball for him. He gave us the belt.

Jared Dudley: Yup! And Cody and myself are the best damn champs in history of TWE!

TWE.cum: We recently sat down with Braz, who claims he still is the champion. He says he's turning soon. What do have to say about that?

Cody: Braz has always been delusional! It's funny he still thinks he's champion. I mean let's be real if you don't defend the belt for over a year why wouldn't Robby strip him of the belt anyway? You know how many times me and Dudley have called Braz out for a match? Dozens and dozens of times! Just recently at Thanksgiving Beat Off we called him out and he was a no-show then too. Me and Dud Stud got another victory over by count out then too!

Jared Dudley: that's right bro! Braz has been afraid of us! Rumor has it he came to one of my games the other day in Phoenix, and guess what I was waiting for him and he never showed himself. Then just two weeks ago I was doing an autograph signing in Phoenix for TWE I called Braz out again and guess what? He no-showed again! Go figure!

Cody: Yup, that's right Dudley. He's afraid of us. He keeps saying he's coming back, but I'm honestly having my doubts at this point.

TWE.cum: Christmas Eve Of Destruction is coming up very quickly and the match signed so far is Cody vs. Braz in a 3 Stages of Hell Match to determine the real champion once and for all. How are you preparing for this?

Cody: First off, I hope the people who purchased tickets aren't disappointed when Braz doesn't show up. But say he does it won't matter because I'll still be the champ at the end of the night. While Braz has been in hiding somewhere in the desert I've been wrestling every week with the likes of Bobby Vick, Benoit, Eddie Guerrero, Gay Wyatt.

TWE.cum: Well, thank you two for this interview.

Cody: no problem! Hey, Dudley let's go smash...stuff. Like break stuff. You down?

Jared Dudley: Absolutely bro! Sounds fun!

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