Richie Mac tells all in new Bio "Lil Richie"
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Richie Mac has just finished his autobiography "Lil Richie" and we caught up with the famous 90's actor outside Roscoes Soul Food.
"Man, life is great and I just had some chicken and waffles, best part is I never pay, I usually wait until I am almost done and then I break out my acting skills and lay on the floor like I am choking on a chicken bone. After about 10 minutes and many customers leaving I just get up from the floor and slowly walk out. Works every time!
I have done many things in my life and really want to share with all. My new book is based on a few years as a young man working the brutal streets of West Hollywood on Santa Monica Blvd. This is where I got the name "Lil Richie" and its not because of my height.
Man, I met everybody, producers, directors, etc. One night I got picked up by Eddie Murphy in a stretch limousine and he paid me $25.00 cash to smell his feet in the back seat. Damn! They smelled like stale Fritos and he had me sniffing them for over a half hour. The whole time I was sniffing he was promising me a costarring role in The Golden Child. As you probably know Eddie is a liar and to this day I refuse to watch his movies!
I have many stories that I share in the book from that corner I worked and am not ashamed to explain what went down. Some of the situations may sound horrific and shocking but it only made me who I am today! Hope y'all can check it out."
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