THE SUGE KNIGHT OF THE SEX TOY INDUSTRY: THE SHUTDOWN THAT NO ONE SAW COMING
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They call him "The Rainmaker", Stephen Milton is a fresh face in an industry predominantly run by known Affiliate companies such as Adultshopping.com which offers thier affiliates 15-20 commision on each item sold. The Rainmaker decided that it was time to give the people more that were being as he stated, "Pimped by these petty Motherfuckers!" Those Women that plan Toy Parties, spending their own cash on advertising and spacing just to receive a small percentage now can order the same products from him, set lower prices, and keep 80 of their profit! He also decided to go head to head against major Adult Retail Stores such as, Adam's and Eve's, Lover's Lane and Spencer's by offering much lower prices on the same items that Women have to leave the comfort of their home and push their way through a crowded Mall just to purchase. His company is A Wish Away Pleasure Products, his website is www.awishaway.com, but he prefers people to contact him because he can negotiate any price you find on his website because he's the supplier. "I got a Distributor's License which allows me to order directly from the Manufacturers, but I don't jack up the price just to get a quick profit, it's about pleasing the customer. If you please them, they will come!", He said cunningly.
Surely a Man in this business has to find a position of Power within if he wants to succeed. We asked why choose a business such as this and he stated, "I don't say I'm in the "Sex Toy" business, sounds vulgar to me, I love Women, I don't want to offend them. I don't sell sex, I sell Pleasure, nor am I disrespecting Women by saying they don't have a Man, or can't get a Man to please them. I'm saying sometimes baby you don't need a Man, can't nobody do you as good as you!"
His mind is made up, he will not fail. He sincerely believes that he can sway more money in this $14 billion a year business back into the pockets of those that have worked for years earning pennies on the dollar while feeding the families of Web Developers that have mastered a game of copy/paste. He is a Force, He is a Movement...He is The Rainmaker.
(Add him on Facebook for questions @ Stephen The Rainmaker Milton, and Like the Facebook Page A Wish Away Pleasure Products)
Written by Geoff Davies
This is a satirical website. Don't take it Seriously. It's a joke.
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