Trump Cabinet Pick to make Coal illegal in all 50 states

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NEW YORK — Former Gov. Rick Perry and President-elect Donald Trump have signed an agreement to end coal in all 50 states. The former Republican rivals met for about 90 minutes early Monday morning to discuss their new energy strategy as Trumps cabinet picks continue to be selected.

"This is a great, great idea. This is the best idea and this is going to make America great again" President Elect Donald Trump stated after signing the agreement into law.

Energy and Coal specifically are the departments that Perry vowed to eliminate during the 2012 campaign but couldn't remember in his infamous "oops" moment — a memory lapse during a 2011 GOP debate that hobbled his presidential ambitions. It's unclear whether his mission in Trump's administration would include disbanding Solar and Wind energy sources in addition to coal.

Perry is expected to face fierce scrutiny over his ties to the Petroleum Industry. When he left office, he joined the corporate boards of two companies run by Dallas billionaire Kelcy Warren. And in his long Texas political career, he drew significant campaign donations from Petroleum Energy executives. Currently both Trump and Perry stand to profit in the billions of dollars from the increase in Petroleum costs and the expected rise in gasoline prices due to the eradication of all other energy sources.

On Monday afternoon, Perry strode past reporters and photographers at Trump Tower, boarding an elevator without making eye contact. He returned to the lobby about 90 minutes later and bumped into retired Army Gen. Michael Flynn, Trump's pick for national security adviser, waiting for an elevator back upstairs. They chatted briefly. Perry flashed a thumbs-up to a passer-by. Then he walked off, again without talking with reporters.
He ignored a shouted question about how much profit he expects to receive from the signing of the new US Energy agreement and whether he will abolish all other forms of industry except Petroleum products.

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