Trump signs law initiating Mexican internment camps

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CT Post - Wash. D.C. - President Elect Donald Trump cosigned a law initiating the creation of Internment camps for Muslim and Mexican Americans today in Washington D.C.

The law, initiated by newly appointed Anti-Immigration cabinet leader, Carl Higbie, a former spokesman for Great America PAC was signed into law this morning in Washington D.C. opening the door to arresting and deporting the millions of Muslims Americans and Mexican Americans living in the United States either legally or illegally.

After signing the document into law, President-Elect Trump stated, "This is great, this is the greatest law. Its going to make America Great again and I have the best, smartest, the most smart people handling this. Its going to be great"

Mr. Higbie, confirmed a former Navy SEAL who served two tours in Iraq, confirmed that the internment camps had received the green light funding from the Republican controlled Congress and Senate and said, “We need to protect America first, There is historical, factual precedent to do things that are not politically popular and sometimes not right, in the interest of national security,” he said, adding that he “fundamentally” agreed with “the internment camp mantra and proceeding with Trumps plan.”

Mr. Higbie clarified that he was not a constitutional lawyer and was working from a layman’s understanding of the 1944 Supreme Court ruling that the order for internment camps was constitutional. He said he was proud to be involved in the Trump administration and had engaged in "informal conversations” with the president-elect’s team to discuss the arrest and deportation process moving forward.

On social media, many Non-Muslims and Mexican Americas have reacted to the new law signed into effect this morning in Washington D.C. by saying that they will simply “register as Muslim or Mexican American.” The official Twitter account of the Anti-Defamation League posted a statement from its chief executive, Jonathan Greenblatt, saying that “Today this proud Jew will register as a Mexican-Muslim American.”

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