Cobra- Kai from Hen tai

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Hentai is an indie-pop band started by friends & former nearly roommates (living next door counts right?) Jeremy Malvin & Jesse "Cobra Kai" Kranzler. While both boys were more accustomed to playing and writing experimental and classical music than pop, they set out to create an indie pop EP band during Jesse's four day trip to visit Jeremy in Pittsburgh last August. All of the songs were written, performed, & recorded by Jeremy & Cobra reflects inspiration of modern indie acts so one day the band could get all sorts of Pitchfork cred. They set out to do it & you can take it from me, they sure did succeed but unfortunately the music has yet to be released. The four-track Make Believe EP is set to be released as soon as Jeremy gets his act together and mixes it. Songs include. "Whiteboarding" , "there there" "everyone is an asshole" and the single, "that wouldn't suck. If you are interested & would like to hear the music by all means click here to send a strongly worded email to Jeremy asking what's taking him so long. Hopefully the EP will be released before the one-year anniversary of the recording but I guess we'll just have to wait & see! Once the EP is released, Roommates plans to play some shows with a full band & maybe even record a full-length album. But I'm getting ahead of myself here, let's wait for the EP to be finished first...

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