Trump Signs Bill to create hundreds of Internment camps along the Mexican Border

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API December 13, 2016 - Washington D.C. President Elect Donald Trump signed into law today approval to begin building internment camps to temporarily hold Mexican American and Muslim Americans during Project GOUSA which has been given the green light by the majority Republican held Congress and Senate.

After signing the historically significant document, President Elect Trump stated, "This is the greatest thing we've ever done, this is going to make America great again. I have the best most smart people working on this and we are gonna clean this place up and make it great again."

Donald Trump’s pledge this week to speedily deport “all Muslims and Mexicans who live in the United States” requires an additional 2.5 million police, military and patrol personnel in order to round up, arrest and incarcerate anyone deemed undesirable.

“Under my administration, anyone who doesn't belong here will be detained until they are removed out of our country and back to the country from which they came,” Trump blared. “And you can call it deported if you want. The press doesn’t like that term. You can call it whatever the hell you want. They’re gone."

Catalina Acuna lives in Irving now after moving from California a few years ago. She and her husband fled cartel violence in Mexico in 2000.

Her three children were born in the U.S, but now Acuna is facing incarceration and deportation by the new administration led by party Labor Secretary Andy Puzder former head of CKE Restaurants, the parent company of fast-food chains such as Carl’s Jr. and Hardee’s

"If I have to go, I have to go, period," Acuna said. "I have no way to fight it."

“After the border is secured and after everything gets normalized we’re going to make a determination on which people that are allowed to stay," Trump told correspondent Leslie Stahl. "There are some very bad people here that need to be let out, Native Indians, Spaniards, Greeks. We need to look at the Irish and those Turks also. They have some very bad people.”

The events of the last year are an unmistakably clear signal that Republican voters have made the eviction of all non-white people a priority. Republicans in the Senate have pushed for the use of Puzder’s human-racial confirmation process to secure which citizens should be allowed to remain in the US going forward. The GOP has put forth a statement declaring to put the American worker first: national implementation of E-Verify for all new hires, for example (an idea to which Puzder is friendly), more-rigorous certification of guest workers, and aggressive action against companies that abuse labor laws to hire non-white workers. Republicans are excited to learn the the Republican labor secretary will work with them, not against them, on these issues.

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