Trump to move Aerospace jobs to Ukraine
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API Wash. DC December 13 2016 - The Trump cabinet issued a statement indicating that President Elect Donald Trump recently signed an agreement with Russian President Vladimir Putin that agrees to exchange a vast amount of Russian Oil in Exchange for nearly half a million (490,00) Aerospace jobs to be moved overseas to Ukraine and other parts of Russia.
"This is the best deal. Its really the greatest deal, and I have the most smart, the best smartest people on this thing and we are making America great again" stated President Elect Trump immediately after releasing the statement.
After releasing a statement indicating they successfully pressured furnace maker Carrier Corp. to keep hundreds of jobs in Indiana instead of sending them to Mexico. It was discovered that only half of the jobs supposedly saved were actually kept in the US. Trump wasted little time in tweeting about his success even as another manufacturer in Indianapolis, Rexnord Corp., released a statement indicating that they are about to move south of the border and “rather viciously fire all of its 300 workers.”
Trump issued a blanket warning that anyone who disagreed with the move to shift the jobs to the Ukraine would be looking at prosecution, taxation and possible incarceration. The Republican House and Senate confirmed that the threats were real and that anyone who disagrees would be labelled "unpatriotic" and deported to Mexico. The Trump cabinet then agreed to reduce all duties on Russian goods entering the US.
Rhetoric aside, analysts reckon some companies now will jump at the chance to move out of the US. Now that the Trump administration has removed any penalties, damaging publicity and hectoring from the White House it seems the opportune time to shutter plants and move them to Russia and Taiwan. Trump has said that companies thinking about leaving the U.S. will need to "call my administration to get the OK" but that as long as they are offering "the right dollars and kickbacks" that his administration would see to it that they received "all the green lights and assistance they need to shut down these expensive US businesses"
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