President-Elect Donald J. Trump, and Democratic Nominee Hillary Clinton support local band?

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In a press conference earlier this week, President- Elect Trump, and Democratic Nominee Hillary Clinton, sat down with officials to produce a plan for a "better future."

In this meeting we are not informed on what was discussed, but in a brief interview with the two candidates they had this to say

Trump: With today's future at hand it is not Hugely Great. We need a plan for a better future that WILL be huge. We found that local Indiana band Skies Beneath Us, has what it takes to take this great, great, great, great, great country to the next level, We'll be better than anyone, and Mexico will NOT pay for it.

Clinton: Today, as a nation, we come together seeking a way to produce different ways of life that create growth among us hahahahahahahahaha. As my Husbands secretary says, some times you need to smack your lips a few times to get paid. Which I think what she means is, we need an outside source to make this happen. Skies Beneath Us has been paving the way for individuals. With their amazing sense of humor, style, musical abilities, and fitness. They are the pinnacle of an American and they are what we need to be looking for in terms of finding this "better way".

Skies Beneath Us was not here for a comment but we did reach their bassist Daniel J. Dixon He emphasized that his name was pronounced (Danyell Jay. Dick-son).
Dixon: WE PLAY MUSIC SIGN US EP OUT BANDCAMP IT ME TO ME KERMIT.

They're vocalist Jon Dodd chimed in over the call.
Dodd : Tell them eat that beano, slamson
they're drummer Mitchell Udstuen, and guitarist Patrick Donaghey took the reigns of the conversation quickly.

Udstuen: I just play drums, don't talk to me, I probably hate you.
Dongahey: I don't eat meat, I'm a Vegetarian. 7 strings and vans man.

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