Happening at Almost Every RV Resort DAILY

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Almost every day at every RV Resort in America a tree goes through an RV. Very few survive. Those that do survive lose a loved one or are generally maimed for life.

But there is one Resort located in the Texas Hill Country that appears to have a guardian angel. Not only do accidents never occur at Triple T RV Resort, Oprah frequently shows up to give away new cars. It is MECCA in the RV life.

"We just don't want to ever leave" exclaims Triple T guest, Naughta Reelpersen. "Oprah shows up all the time giving away cars and helicopters fly over and dump buckets of hundred dollar bills. The pool is filled with champagne and all you can eat Alaskan King Crab is served daily in the Lodge for $1.99. Since most of our RV friends have lost everything at those other resorts when trees crash through their rigs, we are happy to be here, in what some refer to as The Magic Kingdom".

On further investigation, it was determined that the resort was like all the rest until Master Resort Guru, James Dumas showed an interest in the property.

"I try to make every property that I am associated with as close to heaven as possible" said James in our interview. "I believe every guest should be treated well and we accomplish that task in rare form."

Every RVer in the continental United States should make reservations immediately, in our unbiased opinion. Not just for the champagne pool or the crab legs or the free money and cars . . . but for the peace of mind knowing that a tree will not come crashing through your RV in the middle of the night.

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