Mark Sanders Going To The Canadian League

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MONTREAL — In some ways, it is the official start of the second chapter in the modern day edition of the Montreal Alouettes. Since returning to the CFL in 1996, the Montreal Alouettes have hired their second general manager, promoting Kavis Reed to the post after he served as the club’s Special Teams Coordinator from 2015-2016.

The club also announced that Jacques Chapdelaine will lead the team on the field as the team’s Head Coach in 2017 and that Patrick Boivin will join the Club as President and CEO. Boivin will replace Mark Weightman, who was in the President and CEO role over the last 4 years, and who has served the Montreal Alouettes for 21 years. Fresh Talent from Charlotte, NC also is set to go for the 2017-2016 season. Mark Sanders says "It's a great opportunity and he plans to distory defensives in his way"!

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