Hundreds of Mime's plan "silent protest" at Juggalo March on Washtington
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As we all know, The Juggalo March will be going down in 2017 and aside from the thousands of Juggalos that are slated to appear, a group out of California named Defending United Mime Members of America or DUMMA as it is known are planning to attend The Juggalo March as well and will engage in a Silent Protest across the city. The DUMMA will head to Washington a week in advance before The Juggalo March and are planning to block freeway on ramps and even go onto freeways and halt traffic while holding up signs that will read "Not All Clowns Are In The Circus". The DUMMA group states that they are not affiliated with Juggalos and the shock rap group Insane Clown Posse but are also tired of being discriminated against for decades because people claim that they are not true clowns.
The DUMMA released this statement to media:
"Although we are not the kinds of clowns that perform magic tricks, tell jokes and are usually found at a traveling Circus, we are clowns as well. We are tired of members in our Mime community not getting a lot of gigs since Mime's don't speak and tell jokes or do magic tricks. This is total discrimination, if we were deaf, blind or handicapped we would've had laws passed in our favor long ago, that;'s why we will march with the Juggalos in solidarity against all forms of discrimination and Mime Racism.
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