Public outrage after ABC interview with President Elect

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In an early morning interview with Donald Trump about the upcoming holiday that millions of Americans celebrate ABC's Martha Radox asked the President Elect if his family is awaiting the arrival of America's beloved icon Santa that's when the interview when horribly wrong, at this point Donald Trump stated "Next year when our nation's airspace is violated by this socialist illegal immigrant I will direct NORAD to track and engage him with the full might of our armed forces" he went on to say that "Our nation can no longer allow undocumented immigrants to enter our country illegally and we will start with the most prolific ones first" ABC's reporter and crew were shocked into a state of disbelief at this point in the interview but the President Elect was not finished.

He went on to say "Next year at this time our nation will be a police state when it comes to issues like this, no longer will our great nation bow to people who disregard our laws", Martha Radox attempted to interject "Mr Trump are you saying you willike actually direct the USAF to lock onto Santa and engage him with deadly force"? President Elect Trump went on to say "Our response to his violation of our sovereign airspace will be YUGE (like his hands) and we will triumph over this red threat at all costs"

At this point in the interview President Elect Trump abruptly ended the interview stating that his transition national security team has just been notified of a radical middle-eastern idealist who has set up shop in front of a local church preaching "questionable" ideals with severalother individuals who were carrying frankensense mur undeclared gold along with some animals , Trump was quoted as saying "this is where we start making America great again,and we start with this Jesus character and his radical Islam"

The ABC crew along with Miss Radox could only sit in shock as they heard the President Elect yell to his security team going down the hall "as soon as we get there put our armbands on ask this sob where are your papers boy", after airing the interview social media went ablaze with complete outrage calling for the immediate impeachment of the President elect.

Martha Radox looked into the camera and could only sob while saying "OMG what did we elect"?

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