Hillary Clinton Arrested on Human Trafficking Charges, Among Others

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This New Years Eve we a time for celebration, but one will known person was not in a jovial mood... Hillary Rodham Clinton. It appears NYPD had decided to wove forward with the investigation into the emails on Anthony Weiner's laptop... so much so that they have issued arrest warrants for many people listed in the emails. And tree name listed at the top of that list? Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton.... and there are many numerous charges brought against the DNC frontrunner. A list of this charges include but are not limited to:

Human Trafficking
Abduction
Premeditated Murder
Willful Destruction of Evidence
Perjury
Money Laundering
Terrorist Sympathizing
Bribery

NYPD revived approval for the warrants on Dec. 31, 2016, and had planned to proceed at the ball stop in Times Square, where Hillary was rumored to be a guest of honor. However, officers were unable to locate Mrs. Clinton amongst the numerous people in attendance. It wasn't until after 3am on Jan. 1, 2017, when most people had already packed up and headed home, that they found Mrs. Clinton passed out in an alleyway, adding another charge to get long list- Public Intoxication. She was booked into NYPD precinct 5 at 3:30am

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