Tillerson Bombshell
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Clocker- Sources close to the top intelligence officers in the Central Intelligence Agency, currently insisting upon anonymity for fear of reprisals from the Trump Transition team, have confirmed that the classified portion of the U.S. Intelligence Report on Russian Hacking reveals a bombshell that the Secretary of State nominee, Rex Tillerson, during at least two personal meetings with Vladimir Putin in November, 2015, and January, 2016, collaborated with the controversial Prime Minister of Russia for the specific purpose of providing aid to then candidate Donald Trump, in an aggressive effort to upend Hillary Clinton’s bid for the White House. According to this source, the report even confirms that the plan ultimately hatched by the unlikely pair involved hacking, though their original goal was apparently directed at the Clinton Foundation and Bill Clinton personally, rather than the Democratic National Convention, which was the ultimate victim of the Russian hack. No information was provided by the source as to whether the different target was a result of a failure or simply a change of plans. Nevertheless, this portion of the report, if leaked or released before or concurrently with Mr. Tillerson’s confirmation hearing, would almost undoubtedly tank his chances to become the next U.S. Secretary of State. It has been widely reported that Tillerson has enjoyed a friendly relationship with Mr. Putin for years, and the source implied that the report’s proof of this possible plan was based, at least in part, upon a witness to the meeting. If this is confirmed, the only remaining question seems to be whether, when, or to what extent Tillerson informed his hopeful boss of the plan.
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